what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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