We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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