I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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