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say what?
wanna hang out?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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