I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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it was like eating out sand paper
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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