Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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