I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think your dad took our porno
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
