No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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