He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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