Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
did i walk over a car last night?
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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