so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
