I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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