I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Mom said you looked used
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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