Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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