on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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