I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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