PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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