Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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