My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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