At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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