he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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