wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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