i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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