Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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