Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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