I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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