So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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