im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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