The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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