i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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