super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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