i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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