You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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