All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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