Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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