Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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