No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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