Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Pooping to opera.
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