Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.