She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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