Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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