Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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