Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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