I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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