I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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