don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
