so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
