i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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