your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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