she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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