i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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