You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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