i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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