im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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