I'm really into asian looking animals
one two three fourrrrnication!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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