whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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